Chocolate Milk Guy

Don't touch a man's chocolate milk.

"think about respect and just understanding how shit happens in the world"

-chocolate milk guy

by jeofry September 18, 2019

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023

Chocolate Bone Daddy

A black man who uses his chocolate schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass vanilla poontang.

Is Andre still banging that cute white girl? I think she's turning him into her chocolate bone daddy!

by Chad Apollo July 31, 2017

Chocolate frog

When someone vigorously sticks two fingers up there friends anus or arse hole. Originally from pontefract

“Mate I dare you to chocolate frog Dave”

“Fuck of chocolate frogging me”

by Allleedsarewe69 May 12, 2019

gamble chocolates

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.

I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.

by improviduto April 9, 2006

chocolate berg

A large turd of such size and girth that a small portion at least pokes itself out above the level of the toilet water-line. In this sense, the crap is like an ice-berg in that roughly 2/3 of it floats below the water-line.

Man, I was hurtin' after stuffing my face at Thanksgiving but all is well now that I've floated a chocolate berg.

by Chief I January 15, 2008

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012