You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.
Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.
Stranger 1: get away from me
Stranger 1: get away from me
by Rogue Steel October 2, 2018
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by TGuano December 21, 2017
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Get the Unlimited chocolate fountain mug.When male fecal matter is mixed with a lactating woman’s milk, and then blended up in a concoction then put into a lemonade pitcher and served into the mouth of the woman
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My taste buds jumped for joy after making contact with the Ohio chocolate fountain
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Get the Golden corral chocolate fountain mug.The sexual act of giving your partner anal sex and them forcing Diarrhea down the sides of your dick while your dick is inserted. It looks like a chocolate fondue fountain.
Last night I was giving it to my girlfriend up the arse and she went the chocolate fondue fountain. It was revolting.
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