Chocolate Teabag

When a scrotum that has fecal matter smeared on it is dipped into another's mouth.

Jennifer: I used to teabag Dominic all the time until he chocolate teabagged one night and I almost gagged!

by RacerXHG November 2, 2010

chocolate tears

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.

John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!

by itssojuvia October 7, 2021

Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum

she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot

by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025

chocolate weasel teaser

a homosexual

Mihalis is a chocolate weasel teaser because he is prone to lubricating his wang and cramming it up the rectum of men, especially those unready or unsuspecting.

by bose February 17, 2004

chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit

Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Team No Chocolate

Refusing to do any sort of sexual or intimate act with African American Females. Any race can be on TNC including and very often Black Males.

"Dude you should go fuck Shaniqua"
"Nah man Team No Chocolate"

by Team No Chocolate Captain October 14, 2011

chocolatetwatwaffle

Insult in reguards to someone who is an idiot, moron, ignorant or not smart. May be used a just a name to call someone who you do not like.

You are a chocolatetwatwaffle! You CTW!!

by M Ketterman December 10, 2009