cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

cockushiboo

sometimes cockushibos vids make me laugh my fucking ass off that i fall down ym chair and i bleed my head once i fall down either way i love my friends!! 😋 (cockushibo if ur reading this pls stop making me suffer with these rengoku donut jokes 💔)

"DUDE WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR HEAD "
"i fell off my chair after laughing to hard at one of my friend cockushiboo's videos 💔"

by dnfdeeznutsforever❤ July 14, 2022

cockshitballsfuck

when you just have nothing better to say when your really pissed off and stoned, it will make you laugh :)

Jesse: maann all the weeds gone duuude...
Andrew: Cockshitballsfuck are you kidding me?????!
Jesse: nah man im not cockshitballsfucking you im serious duuuude we need to re-up.

by TB BongMaster June 16, 2010

COCKSHIRTING

When a boy, teen, or man walks around only wearing a shirt, otherwise totally naked, cock swinging free. Usually occurs when on the hunt for clean undies and/or pants.

She: I'm so fucking mad, my brother was cockshirting when Brad came over!

by 5Septembermorning May 20, 2018

cockshiner

The result of banging just that little bit too hard.

Alex "What's that mark?"
Devlin "I got myself a right good cockshiner. I guess my missus is stronger than she looks."

by Amy 'i like puzzles' September 4, 2005

cockshit

1. A general expletive for the usual swearing purposes, like whenever something bad happens.

2. A general insult.

Example 1: I am a moose now!
Example 2: Cockshit!

Example 1: Hey guys, how's it going?
Example 2: You're a cockshit!

by I am not a moose October 15, 2007

Cockshit

something ridicously frustrating. The first use of this phrase was uttered by Louis "Bo" Berger during a golf outing circa 1996. Mr Berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. During the final holes of the game, Mr Berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. His mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. Finally he blurted out the phrase "cockshit". The stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. I was playing with Louis Berger that day....and to this day I use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. That is how how the phrase was started. A perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. This is all 100% true. That is how the phrase was started.

That shot was Cockshit........

by karl104 May 7, 2011