The most perfect, tightest, V shaped pussy. These pussies are the Holy Grail of female genitalia. instead of saggy, ears and flaps, there 2 tight lobes that are visible.
by the rooster of cornville January 6, 2012
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Jim's shyness around women arouse from what he felt is a deformed bag, which his doctor called a "cleft bag"
guy1: Jim's got a fuicked up bag
guy2: what you mean? from an accident or sumthin?
guy1: no it's a cleft bag
guy2: what that?
guy1: kind of like Joaquin phoenix except on your bag
guy1: Jim's got a fuicked up bag
guy2: what you mean? from an accident or sumthin?
guy1: no it's a cleft bag
guy2: what that?
guy1: kind of like Joaquin phoenix except on your bag
by tjspoker2 December 11, 2012
Get the Cleft Bag mug.1. a tough guy, a superstar. Basically used to refer either ironically or jokingly to one of your boys. 2. Alternately may be used to refer to a guy whose name you forgot.
1. "Hey chieftain, are we going to the game saturday or what?" 2. guy: "Larry, hey, remember, we met at that wedding last summer?!" you: hey chieftain, good to see you. Let's catch up soon."
by newyorker April 24, 2006
Get the chieftain mug.chef·al·i·a chehf-tahl-ee-ahh
noun
1. A unit of measurement that is equivalent to three adult male fingers not including the large knuckles or any corresponding joint or part of the body past the first knuckle.
2. The form of measurement used to describe how much mass is needed to fit the volume of a woman's orifice.
3. A word used with as heavy of an Cypriot accent as possible.
plural: Cheftalies
noun
1. A unit of measurement that is equivalent to three adult male fingers not including the large knuckles or any corresponding joint or part of the body past the first knuckle.
2. The form of measurement used to describe how much mass is needed to fit the volume of a woman's orifice.
3. A word used with as heavy of an Cypriot accent as possible.
plural: Cheftalies
"Alex, how many cheftalies do you think she can handle?"
"hmm... about 2 deep easy, with an extra digit"
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"Wow I didn't think she could handle a cheftalia in the ass like that, but she did!"
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(When a cypriot person is passing you and you may or may not want to mock their accent so you say "cheftalia", instead for the lyrics of "Dinata Dinata")
"hmm... about 2 deep easy, with an extra digit"
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"Wow I didn't think she could handle a cheftalia in the ass like that, but she did!"
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(When a cypriot person is passing you and you may or may not want to mock their accent so you say "cheftalia", instead for the lyrics of "Dinata Dinata")
by Tsongas4Ever August 16, 2011
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spell easy word wrong chef tarted like dumb spelling it bumd would be cheftarted
spell easy word wrong chef tarted like dumb spelling it bumd would be cheftarted
by chefpmg September 16, 2009
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2.)When you've got a randomly itchy arse for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally "Cleft Oil" thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and whatever else might be in your ass crack.
2.)When you've got a randomly itchy arse for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally "Cleft Oil" thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and whatever else might be in your ass crack.
Eg of 1.) Hey look at that seat!! that fat guys just left and theres a "Cleft Oil" pattern of his ass on the chair! Dirty cunt!
Eg of 2.) Man i've got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to go mop up the "Cleft Oil"...
Eg of 2.) Man i've got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to go mop up the "Cleft Oil"...
by Paleblank January 16, 2006
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