The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.
by Aqwafor January 15, 2014
Get the chipotle poop mug.The molten explosive rectal discharge that occurs following a meal at Chipotle's. Causes include E Coli, Norovirus, or "farm fresh" fecal laced hands included at no extra charge.
Dude, I need to stop at Macy's and score some new jeans. Chipotlerrea just blew out the trou I wore to lunch.
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a chipotle hangover happens when you eat a chipotle burrito (mainly one that is huge and spicy) and then suffer from stomach pains and feelings of regret as you lie on your bed feeling sick. Even though, if you had the chance, you would have another.
rob: hey, wheres Dylon at?
alex: oh he's at home with a chipotle hangover from those burritos we had for lunch.
alex: oh he's at home with a chipotle hangover from those burritos we had for lunch.
by pokAtok August 30, 2010
Get the Chipotle Hangover mug.A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.
Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.
3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos
in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.
3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos
in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
by Chiplove November 3, 2011
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"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"
"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"
"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"
"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"
by HeWhoStealsBaes September 22, 2015
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a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.
by Nana09 August 6, 2009
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