by Jwbarbee45 October 28, 2021
A secret word for Cigarette. This word is used when you talk to your friends about wanting to smoke but your parents are within earshot.
by Napia October 14, 2010
by Bag o’ chips May 17, 2018
A newly retired man who is frightened by his own mortality. He overcompensates by acting like a 28 year old. He frequents bars hitting on women who are not old enough to be there, but cute enough that the bartender has no problem serving fruity drinks to. Divorced his wife because she makes him feel old, but doesn't know how to do his own laundry.
by Cheryl Tunt November 20, 2013
A name widely used in America, usually by idiot parents to name their somewhat more stupid sons. They are usually spoiled rotten, as often they are the only son and heir to their father's shotgun collection.
With a brain cell count that is the same as the amount of letters used for their name, they usually struggle with the most basic of spellings such as "USB" and end every sentence they speak with the word "Y'all."
With a brain cell count that is the same as the amount of letters used for their name, they usually struggle with the most basic of spellings such as "USB" and end every sentence they speak with the word "Y'all."
"Shut up Chip, you god damn idiot!"
Tech Support: "Now plug the cable into the USB port."
Chip: "CABLE DUN FIT IN MAH PIG. NOW IT'S SQUEALIN' AN' RUNNIN' AROUND THA' HOUSE!"
Tech Support: "Now plug the cable into the USB port."
Chip: "CABLE DUN FIT IN MAH PIG. NOW IT'S SQUEALIN' AN' RUNNIN' AROUND THA' HOUSE!"
by Rich March 25, 2005
by ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 22, 2009