Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

Clingin'

Holding on to; Carrying. Particularly used with currency. Prevalent in the Nottingham area of UK and the Midlands.

Guy 1: Ay-up mate! How's a visit to the local with me and Charlie?
Guy 2: I wish I could catch ya, but yesterday some dodgy chav pinched my wallet after fry-up.
Guy 1: Naff. How much do you suppose you were holding?
Guy 2: Peanuts mostly, bar I was clingin' a tenner in my side pouch.
Guy 1: Brilliant. a tenner is enough for a bevvy or two.
Guy 2: Forgive me, but I drained it on a cuppa for me and Harry this morning.
Guy 1: Shame. Give us a bell if you find a couple quid.
Guy 2: I'm easy, moreover BGT is on channel 23 tonight.

by JammyJonny September 10, 2016

Changing Flavours

A term that was first brought up in a classic Joey Diaz story from the Joe Rogan Podcast. How one would describe someone who just did a fart that is so putrid, so foul, so unprecedented, that it can cause one's eyes to tear up.

"I blew a fart that was so bad, the teachers were going, 'oh my god he's changing flavours!'"

by m5gnolia February 28, 2020

chinkin

When you are under the influence of marijuana and your eyes are droopy.

Eyes chinkin' like Mr. Miyagi

by Albino Blacksheep April 30, 2008

changing speeds

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.

by Dan Neville May 30, 2006

Chingilingi

A really skinny person in Ghanaian Language twi.

you are chingilingi.

by welaga February 12, 2009

Chengineering

Simply put: clitoral hood engineering.

The most common engineering major at any polytechnic university. For all those men (and/or women...you know who you are, my ladies in plaid!) who can actually get some in a school full of nerds and untouched twat.

School of Chengineering. Enroll now!

Sally: Hey Mike I recently heard you changed your major!

Mike: I know, nigga. I just couldn't handle nuclear engineering anymore so I switched to chengineering.

Sally: Chengineering? I've never heard of that. What is it?

Mike: Come hang out tonight and you'll see. Hollaa!!

by Tigga, please June 5, 2011