The Chicken Cutlet

The Chichen Cutlet is when you're given it to a girl on the beach, you pull out you're wet dick, slap it around in the sand, and reinsert

Suzy was quite displeased when i successfully pulled off "the chicken cutlet". She never saw it coming.

by littlemike April 24, 2009

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Get the The Chicken Cutletmug.

chicken cutlet

after screwing a chick on the beach, dip your shlong in the sand and stick it back in...

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

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Chicken Cutlets

An endearing nickname for some with with no butt (or a very tiny butt). Each butt cheek is about the size of a chicken cutlet, and in some extreme cases, the size of chicken tenders.

Honey Bear, I love your little chicken cutlets. They fit perfectly in the palm of my hand.

by Latina Honey Bunny January 6, 2009

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breaded chicken cutlet

During sex on the beach the male slips out his piece, rubs in the sand and reinserts into the unsuspecting vajayjay.

So I was banging this chic on the beach, things were going great but after i gave her the breaded chicken cutlet things got wierd.

by bigwilliestyle January 7, 2009

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A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.

After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!

Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."

Dale: "Bummer."

Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."

Dale: "High-Five!"

by Morgan Slizzles November 23, 2006

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