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Chock Full o' Nuts

Shit soon after eating an assload of almonds and taco fiesta night. The hot stinky broiled ass juice in the toilet after the morally reprehensible act of putting there has the same consistency and taste as the popular coffee brand.
Person 1: Hey man I got a hankering for a cup o' chock full o' nuts.

Person 2: I just bought some at the store, but I'll be out of the toilet in 20 minutes after this ghastly mess is exorcised out of me. Just get a ladle.
by snook7 September 14, 2009
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Chuck Fuck Marry

Dude, let's play chuck fuck marry.

So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?

Oh dude, that's just wrong!
by thatguy248 December 10, 2011
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Chuck Fuck

When a chick is fucking you and laughing at how small your dick is
by Biglazyboy94 August 3, 2021
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Chuck Fury

1. (verb) The act of throwing shade in a particularly heinous manner; usually done without passive-aggressive prestense in an outright aggressive communication style.

2. (proper noun) A foul-mouthed comedian who doesn't throw shade but does chuck fury.

3. (verb) The act of aggressive masturbation.
Definitions One and Two

Person 1: I heard Chuck Fury was throwing shade at insert group here on stage last night.

Person 2: That motherfucker seriously knows how to chuck fury

Definition Three
When I jerk off I throw down that furious wrist action. I chuck fury.
by The Real Chub Daddy, Bitches! November 23, 2021
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Click fuck

When making clicking sounds with your tongue as a straight male while actively dry humping someone that is also a straight male.
Hey Christopher I havent seen you in a while lets catch up and maybe click fuck!
by milkmuncher1 December 16, 2024
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Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation
Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.
by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011
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click clack fuck that

an expression used when you don't give a fuck about the issue at all.
"Hey don't you have to work tomorrow? You shouldn't drink so much." "Man, click clack fuck that! I'm cool!
by skatcat September 28, 2008
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