A shitty team coming out of Chicago, that has no offense and relies on special teams and defense to score nearly all their points for them. They will never make the Super Bowl of ever be taken seriously with an offensive proficiency of a Pee Wee football team.
Did you see the game on sunday?
The Chicago Bears won 14-3
Grossman had 10 yards passing and Thomas Jones rushed for -10 yards.
Brian Urlacher ran an interception back for a touchdown as well as Mike Green. Typical Bears.
The Chicago Bears won 14-3
Grossman had 10 yards passing and Thomas Jones rushed for -10 yards.
Brian Urlacher ran an interception back for a touchdown as well as Mike Green. Typical Bears.
by Kingspade August 23, 2006
Get the Chicago Bearsmug. The 1985 Chicago Bears were so good, they could sing the Super Bowl Shuffle even before they won it, knowing that they would.
by Patar13 October 2, 2008
Get the The 1985 Chicago Bearsmug. When one shoves their fist and as much as their arm up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around in her uterus.
by franzvonhaggen-daz January 4, 2008
Get the Chicago Bear-Clawmug. The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Chicago bearsmug. The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Chicago bearsmug. A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
Get the Chicago Bears Taxmug. The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Chicago bearsmug.