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chicago bears

A team that continues to live in and dwell on their past accomplishments.
A team that went 13-3 and did it all without a good offense, they lived off of their Defense and then tore it all apart the following off-season.
A team that will NEVER get back to their glory days, no matter which DEFENSIVE or OFFENSIVE coordinator they hire in place of John Shoop

Also see Chicago Cubs
Oh ya? Well, look at 1985 and 1986, those were hella good years. What has your team done?
by PACK ATTACK February 3, 2004
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The 1985 Chicago Bears

The 1985 Chicago Bears were so good, they could sing the Super Bowl Shuffle even before they won it, knowing that they would.
by Patar13 October 2, 2008
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Chicago Bear-Claw

When one shoves their fist and as much as their arm up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around in her uterus.
alien versus predator is a good example of the Chicago Bear-Claw.
by franzvonhaggen-daz January 4, 2008
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The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.
"Illinois football fans gather in a stadium to watch their local heroes perform The Chicago Bear. "
by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021
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Chicago Bears

The Bears were the closest thing to the Yankees of the NFL until last year, winning more than any other team, so this loses identity they've developed lately isn't like them.
The Chicago Bears let a team like the Green Bay Packers overtake them as the winningest NFL franchise. Where has their fighting spirit been? They should've gone out and mauled the Packers.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2023
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The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.
"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."
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Chicago bears

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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