chicago bears

A team that continues to live in and dwell on their past accomplishments.
A team that went 13-3 and did it all without a good offense, they lived off of their Defense and then tore it all apart the following off-season.
A team that will NEVER get back to their glory days, no matter which DEFENSIVE or OFFENSIVE coordinator they hire in place of John Shoop

Also see Chicago Cubs

Oh ya? Well, look at 1985 and 1986, those were hella good years. What has your team done?

by PACK ATTACK February 3, 2004

The 1985 Chicago Bears

The greatest football team ever assembled

The 1985 Chicago Bears were so good, they could sing the Super Bowl Shuffle even before they won it, knowing that they would.

by Patar13 October 2, 2008

Chicago Bear-Claw

When one shoves their fist and as much as their arm up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around in her uterus.

alien versus predator is a good example of the Chicago Bear-Claw.

by franzvonhaggen-daz January 4, 2008

The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.

"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."

by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints.

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020