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chicago piano

A nickname sailors gave for the quad 1.1"/75 caliber anti-aircraft gun used during World War II. The gun was commonly found on navy ships.
The Japanese fighter made it past the ship's fighter screen, but it was shot down by a Chicago Piano.
by ped11 May 22, 2011
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Welcome To Chicago

The coolest city-reppin' song in the rap game. Welcome To Chicago" by the rap group "Phyzical Thurapy" refers to the general areas of Chicago, Illinois. From Grant Park to Schaumburg, from area code (312) to (773), and from Highway 41 to Lakeshore Drive as being the best places on the face of the earth. Overall, this is the Chicago Anthem right here.

Check out their website at: www.phyzicalthurapy.com
and their myspace page at: www.myspace.com/therealpt
These are their lyrics off google from their song "Welcome To Chicago"

"You can see us postin up from Grant Park to Schaumburg,
3-1-2... cook county all day,
7-7-3... all the way to dupage (dupage)
Highway 41... lake shore drive,

Welcome, Welcome to Chicago! this is how we ride slow!"
by Bryce Millz December 22, 2009
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Chicago Sunroof

Climbing on top of a car with and taking a shit on the interior of the car through its open sunroof.
If you get caught giving a Chicago sunroof you could wind up on the sex offender list.
by TheBoysBadNews April 6, 2015
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chicanowash

Using the gas station windshield cleaner to wash your entire car.
These cheap asses in front of me just pulled a chicanowash,
by capn freddy June 22, 2012
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Chicago Blizzard of 2011

The Chicago Blizzard of 2011 was a major winter storm that impacted the Great Plains, Midwest, primarily Chicago, and the NE between January 31 – February 2, 2011. Over 20 inches of snow fell in Chicago, making it the 3rd largest blizzard ever on record behind the Blizzard of 1967 and the Blizzard of 1999. Chicago Public Schools were closed for the first time since the Blizzard of 1999 for two days in a row. Most schools in the area were off February 2 and February 3, and some schools are also closed February 4. During the brunt of the storm, motorists on Chicago's famous Lake Shore Drive became trapped and had to abandon their cars and walk to downtown in blizzard conditions. By February 2nd, almost all roads in Chicagoland were impassable, and Lake County, the county north of Chicago, issued a civil emergency message which stated driving was illegal until 5 PM February 2. Most people were snowed in until midday February 3, however. O'Hare cancelled all flight on February 1 and February 2. In Peoria, IL, winds were so strong that they knocked over a snow plow. The effects of the storm were far-reaching, as many four-lane roads were only down to two lanes for an undefined period after the storm.
The Chicago Blizzard of 2011 was a momentous occasion for younger adults. They will tell it to their children much the same their parents told them the story of the Blizzard of 1967 and 1999.
by Blitzkid February 23, 2011
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Chicago Bulls

An NBAteam based in Chicago. This team is famous for having star players like Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen on its roster. Won 6 NBA championships so far.
The Chicago Bulls are my favorite basketball team. GO BULLS!
by Puvar January 17, 2009
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Chicago Ted

we were fighting infected all across the square
the scent of their blood was in the air

a witch in the courtyard gave us quite a scare
and things only got worse from there

when a hunter grabbed bill and thrashed him in twain

francis was hung by a smoker as he howled in pain

zoey with her pistol and took careful aim
she fired 2 shots, but it was all in vain

just then, when all hope had been burned and bled
the infected all scream and turned and fled

clothed in a flannel shirt blue black and red
came an angel of Badass, named Chicago Ted

with his twin shotguns a blazing, he slaughtered that horde

till he got bored of that, and switched to his sword

his cap coated in blood, while us he ignored
for the thrill of the hunt was his own reward

now he was no chuck norris, dont get me wrong

but ted could do this crap all day long

the survivors lept up and fought along
but ted would do this work for a song

with corpses piled as high as can be
Ol' ted lit a smoke, and howled with glee

as he used his sword to carve knotches you see
into his belt, a thousand times 53

as a tank round the corner, we filled up with dread
but he just laughed an shook his head

with a powerful holler the wild savior said

"NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"
'Chicago Ted' makes my manhood feel less manly.
by Nobody Worth Mentioning December 26, 2008
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