chib

Verb - To stab.
"I'm pure gonnae chib ye in the puss, ya bam. 'Mon well." - "I say fellow, the time has come for me to stab you in the facial region, you person for whom I don't care. En garde."
by Duffman September 25, 2003
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chib

Comes from the Latin..."Chiberous"..to stab, perice, penetrate. Now taken up by wee Scottish neds as a sign of violence.
"See you ya fuckin' jobby your gonne get chibed right in eh fuckin' coopin!!"

Translation - "I say! Watch out you foul man or else i might have to inflict a sertain amount of pain to your face that could penetrate the skin!"
by Christian Jobbiesalot April 14, 2004
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chibs

1. Plural of "chib", scottish slang for a knife
2. The nickname of Filip "Chibs" Telford, British actor Tommy Flanagan's character on the FX show Sons of Anarchy. Has the nickname because of actual scars Flanagan received when he was involved in a mugging.
That guy sells chibs for a living, makes a good lot.
On the last episode of Sons of Anarchy, Chibs was involved in taking out a rival Mayan biker.
by Karl45 September 30, 2009
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chib

A stabbing instrument especially in form of nice shiny knife of a reasonable and manly size ( fuck u neds and wee sad kitchen butter knifes!!)that does damage to a nice wee face :D
by Mad Dog L In luv with L November 03, 2003
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chib chib

-A word to use as an expresion of anything depending on
how you feel at that moment in time.

-Anything you could really want it to mean. It's a word
made to take place of another word.

-Can be used in place of a swear word
Dave - "I feel good today cause I won 1,000,000 dollars."
Chris - "I feel very chib chib cause thats how I roll."
Dave - "Chib Chib??"
Chris - "A word that can be used to express your mood."
Dave - "Oh, so i could say 'I feel Chib Chib after
winning 1,000,000 dollars?'"
Chris - "Now you got it."
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Aladdin - " I'm gonna chib chib you kay?"
Guard - "Please don't swat me"
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In the back of the church...

Frank - "Chib Chib faster!!!"
Danielle - "Your a bad little boy!" *giggles*
Preist - "OMG thats a sin!!!"
Frank - "So, It's fun"
Danielle - "Don't stop... I'm so close!!!"
Frank - "I won't Cause I am too!"
Priest - "OMG!!!"

Several minuets later...

Frank - "Your so good."
Danielle - " I beat you in Scrabble everytime."
Frank - "Only when i let you use names."
Danielle - "So??"
by Tyler Sharp April 17, 2006
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chibbed

the past tense of being hit with a blunt object commenly a bottle or a brick.
used at least twice a day by each person in scotland
Man A Chibbed That Emo Wae Ma Empty Bucky Bottle Nae Bother
by Wee Blacky January 23, 2007
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chibbed

To be chibbed is to hit with a blunt weapon

i.e a bottle

These blunt weapons include baseball bats, certain glass bottles and other blunt devices

See chibbing
Poor guy being 'chibbed' like that
by Duo maxwell2100 November 02, 2006
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