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Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3
Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022
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Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3
Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022
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chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
by jdwag59 January 2, 2023
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Chelsea’s Maybe Baby

A baby that you might have in your Womblands because you might have gotten pregnant.
I’m 4 days late for my period, Should I tell my boyfriend about Chelsea’s Maybe Baby
by Zach Zaxson March 11, 2022
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made in chelsea

Made in Chelsea is a so called 'reality' television show on E4, following the

lives of a group of cocktail-sipping, wealthy young socialites in London. It's

had six seasons, and succeeds in making its viewers feel shit about their

average lives in every single one. It somehow manages to make London look warm

and sunny in every episode, like it's L.A rather than dreary England. The cast

frequently sleep with one another, which is essentially what every plot line

consists of, and they spend most of their time slumping around exclusive night

clubs and speaking in ridiculous accents that don't exist in real life.
"Watched Made In Chelsea last night, Spencer and Louise slept together!"
"Wait, didn't that happen the week before?"
"It happens every week dude."
by Mebulapo February 3, 2014
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