Malcolm is considered a crelboin.
by Mike....... December 25, 2007
Get the crelboin mug.A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.
"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"
"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"
Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"
"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"
Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"
by petra1782 May 28, 2006
Get the Bap-chelor mug.Usually, a pompous self-righteous incel is very opinionated and thinks very highly of themselves. They are the keyboard warriors of the internet and don't know when to shut the hell up but would crumble if shit went down in the streets irl. The most famous widely known celboy is Chris chan . They are often very angry because they can't get women so they resort to passing around anime waifu pictures. Their dakimakura is their most prized and nasty possession .they often go by preston
Guy 1 All hunter does is sit on his laptop all day when he is working as a mentor is very sus tbh
Guy 2 doesn't the state pay him to do more as a mentor and that full beard of his is so nasty!!
Guy 1 yeah he says he's working on some stupid digital boardgame I think he's up to something he won't use my wifi
guy 2 yeah he seems like he's gonna be a cyber-terrorist that whole bs threat to report you owning an e-bike was idiotic
guy 1 yeah he's a total real deal celboy always has to act like a know it all with a chip on his shoulder
Guy 2 doesn't the state pay him to do more as a mentor and that full beard of his is so nasty!!
Guy 1 yeah he says he's working on some stupid digital boardgame I think he's up to something he won't use my wifi
guy 2 yeah he seems like he's gonna be a cyber-terrorist that whole bs threat to report you owning an e-bike was idiotic
guy 1 yeah he's a total real deal celboy always has to act like a know it all with a chip on his shoulder
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1/2 oz UV Cherry (red for the Red Wings)
1/2 oz Jack Daniel's (cause he is old)
-Drop it into a small glass of Red Bull (it gives you wings, like the BlackHawks and Red Wings)
1/2 oz UV Cherry (red for the Red Wings)
1/2 oz Jack Daniel's (cause he is old)
-Drop it into a small glass of Red Bull (it gives you wings, like the BlackHawks and Red Wings)
We should take a Chelios.
Those Chelioses really fucked me up.
That Chelios was delicious, even though it might taste similar to cough syrup.
Those Chelioses really fucked me up.
That Chelios was delicious, even though it might taste similar to cough syrup.
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