Cheeto Dick

An Insult.
One who has a small penis. (Look at a cheeto and picture it as a pathetic dick)

"what ever you say, you cheeto dick havin muthafuck"

by My Third Leg, Knee Grows Knows March 20, 2003

Knobby CheeseDick

Someone who exposes their genitalia to other people in confined spaces like cleaning cupboards.

Where's the cleaner? In the cupboard with Knobby CheeseDick

by Dan Gleebles III April 26, 2010

Cheesedick shuffle

The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.

Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.

by Dangerdansby March 19, 2014

National cheesedick day

A day for all the suck-ups and kiss-asses to commemorate their cheesedickishness. This holiday is celebrated on 11 July, The day after national dick cheese day.

"Hey frank, happy national cheesedick day!"

by King of the Rats September 29, 2020

Hot cheeto dick

A term used to describe ones dick after banging a girl on her period.

Phil: "Banged my girl on her period and got me a hot cheeto dick".
Ryan: "Ya nasty".

by Matthew Mccoudalick May 12, 2014

Cheesedick Rock

1. Creed.
2. Nickel Back
3. A genre of music with roots associated with Dishwalla, Vertical Horizon, and Third Eye Blind to name a few, but was perfect by the likes of Creed and Nickelback. Mostly commercial music based on similar or exact same chord progressions, lame drum lines, and stealing lyrics or music.
4. Any new commercial band, especially those on TRL or MTV during prime time or bands that don't even write their own music.

Bobby: I saw a clip of Creed's video where Scott Stapp was on a plateau.
Roadskid: That's ever video, he finds a way to be on a mountain top.
Bobby: I hate that Cheesedick Rock.
Roadskid: If you looked up Cheesedick Rock in the dictionary I bet you'd see Creed.

by Big Bobbity December 12, 2007

Cheesedick

A shitty driver with Wisconsin plates, who usually drives in the left lane despite not going fast enough to pass other drivers travelling in the right lane. Usually found on I-94.

Move your ass you cheesedick!

Shit or get off the pot you fucking cheesedick!

by JoeVertical June 13, 2013