Charmin Soft

i.e...in consistency with "Charmin ultra soft" toilet paper. Soft, as in a pussy, letting people run over you, or talking to one's girl for extended periods of time. See "Soft". Charmin soft is being "ultra soft". Also used to refer to a rich or affluent neighborhood. "Charmin Block Niggaz"

"Are you still talking to Amina, Crack? You truely are Charmin Soft!" Or, "Ross is from that Charmin Block, cuz he's hella soft."

by Jay Boon October 1, 2007

Charmin Stew

The result of not flushing a liquid poop. It mixes with the Charmin toilet paper, and thickens like a stew.

Oh man, I forgot to flush my crap this morning. It made a mean Charmin stew

by Charmin Man December 15, 2020

charmin balls

The little rolled up bits of toilet paper left on a girl or guys ass after wiping.

She's so hot I'd eat her charmin balls.

Man I went down on her and found all these charmin balls!

by orlandodentguy June 7, 2011

charmin touch

Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.

Those strategic planners certainly have the Charmin Touch

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

Charmin slip

When you have a nasty wiping job, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper, and you get shit on your hand.

Damn, I had a nasty wiper, and my finger busted through the toilet paper. I hate when I have a

Charmin Slip! Wish I'd used a baby wipe!

by Naomi Girl April 29, 2014

Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018

Charmin Smile

When going down on a woman- you come up with a mouthful of toilet paper.

I went down on that fat girl that i met at the check cashing store last night- and i came up with a Charmin Smile.
We're getting married next week

by Aaron Weisberg August 13, 2007