Charleston Chew 

A type of dildo. The day before, the man will take a shit on his girlfriends chest, then the guy will have sex with his girlfriend. After sex, he will jizz a stripe down the shit on the chest, let it dry, and roll it all up in a long stick. Then, put it in the freezer. The next day, this will be used as a dildo.

Dude 1: Yo, my marriage is failing, any tips?
Dude 2: Yeah, just give her a charleston chew, she will love it
Dude 1: What is it?
Dude 2: (explains)
Dude 1: Dude that's gross, but I like it.

Charleston Chew by DaLightful January 17, 2013

Charleston Chew 

Start off by shitting into one's mouth, laying the chocolate base. Then jizz in it to add the cream filling. Complete the act by making them chew it up, resembling a chewed up candy bar. Is rumored to taste just like the famous candy bar.

Betty said she had the munchies, so I gave her a good ol' Charleston Chew.

Charleston Chew by NizTheShiz July 22, 2009

Charleston Chew 

While having anal sex, and one person is shitting and the other is about to ejaculate injects the poop with cum and then forms the ending product a charleston chew.

Jerry and I produced a Charleston Chew last night!

Charleston Chew by k1234567 March 20, 2008

charleston chew 

When you take a shit on your bitche's mouth, and she gives you a blowjob.

Bob gave me such a good charleston chew I almost died.

charleston chew by skisam1 May 20, 2015

Charleston Chew 

When a girl is riding a guy and half way through sex she puts in a dip and spits a load of chewing tobacco on the mans chest and genitals for extra lubrication.

Lenny couldn't believe his eyes when Emma reached to her desk to put in a wad chewing tobacco while she was riding him, she then spit the tobacco all over his chest and genitals because they were out of lube. Lenny was so happy that Emma gave him the Charleston Chew.

Charleston Chew by Jenkem69 February 26, 2019

Charleston Chew 

When someone is prairie dogging and you bite off the little tip of shit that’s coming out of their butt for a little snack… :)

Dan: Dude I have to dump so hard bro! I’m totally prairie dogging!

Daves: Wait… I haven’t eaten since lunch. Can I get a little Charleston Chew? :)

Charleston Chew by Ron Jon Sliver April 21, 2023

Charleston Chew-Out 

The swing dancer unnecessarily defends his or her stance on swing dancing, often succeeding a pretentious comment.

"I just made a joke about swing and Jimmy gave me quite the Charleston Chew-Out"

Charleston Chew-Out by Jivin' Jimmy Jong February 13, 2010