carcuterie

Charcuterie that is prepared and/or eaten inside of an automobile.

They were getting a little tipsy from wine tasting all day and decided to have some carcuterie before travelling to the next vineyard.

by @banastas December 17, 2011

Charcuckerie Board

A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.

Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.

by ForTheGlory January 12, 2019

Charcuteric

someone acting a bit rambunctiously

hey dave, your moving a bit charcuteric, calm down

by marley knox August 29, 2023

charcuterize

Deodorizing your vajay

Did you charcuterize, because your pussy stank!?!

by Dezanti December 11, 2014

charcuter-weed

A large cheese spread but with cannabis products instead of cheese. Most often found at a Pink Sesh.

It's tough to decide whether to go for the bud, preroll or gummies when it comes to the Pink Sesh charcuter-weed board.

by persephone420 February 14, 2022

charcuter-weed

Exactly like a charcuterie board with meats and cheeses EXCEPT replacing the meats and cheeses with all kinds of cannabis products. Think chocolate, full flower, ground flower, gummies, extracts, prerolls, and possibly infused cheese.

Take it easy on the charcuter-weed board or you may find yourself asleep in the corner while we are laughing and having a good time.

by persephone420 February 14, 2022

charcuterrhea

When you eat copious amounts of charcuterie board and get diarrhea

I have charcuterrhea after the party last night.

by ecamp1117 December 16, 2023