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Missing Miss Charlene

An Awesome song by the finnish band, Lordi.
off the album "deadache" the song is about a young girl, called Charlene who suddenly disappears without a trace and the description of the village without her hence "The playground is forsaken, cold and greying," meaning that she was the light of the village.
rocker1 "dude did you hear that Lordi song "Missing miss charrlene"?

rocker 2 " yeah it's a brilliant song ,i have the lyrics in my pocket"
Now there was something about her
She made the villagers smile
How could anybody wanna hurt her
And wanna make her mommy cry

Angels high
The devil now walks amongst manking
Heavens high
A lock of golden hair was all that's left behind
She's outta sight

Whatever happened to the little lady
In the darkness she's forever waiting
The light is gone but hope is never fading
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

The playground is forsaken, cold and greying
The silence muting all the nightbirds wailing
These woods are heartless and there's no escaping
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

A monster stole dear Charlene for good

Taking pitchforks and torches
Hunting down the one they will blame
They are obsesses to see the smoking scorches
Forgetting little miss Arcane

These shady woods belie forbidden secrets
The swings are moving by themself at sunset
Her golden hair is tangled, skin is all wet
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

There is something buried in my backyard
The dogs are crazy, they are digging real hard
If they dig enough they might go too far
But she's not there, she and her golden hair
No, she's not there

A monster stole dear Charlene
by Metalfan 2010 November 3, 2010
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charlene

A women who ride or die for her children and most likely, to not play around about her money and most likely if you say at
something to her children she gone run up on you no matter what
there charlene and her child run niiiigggga run
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Charlene

a nice thoughtful stylish cool awesome colorful not emo girl. verry friendly and has a great senese of humeor is awsome and verry cool and non selfish and gourges butifal cute pretty and a great poser and very charmfal
and makes u smile all the time!!!!
Charlene is an amiazzzzzzzing friend!!
by savannabanana12 September 12, 2009
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Charlenia

Charlenia is a beautiful girl with a lot of goals to reach in life. She’s a successful and strong girl who goes through hard times in life but still manages to hold her guard down. She can be revengeful sometimes so don’t mess her.
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Chaylen effect

a person who is sick to go to school, having to stay home for more than 3 days, take nyquil and/or tylenol; talks to his or best friend during a sickness. and is also a badass
1.)"dude, i had the chaylen effect a couple weeks ago, it was awesommmmeeeeee!" 2.)if ur name is chayanne or belen, you are sexy.
by himynameisbelen February 25, 2011
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cherylene

Refers to a name
The person with this name is often a quiet beautiful and sweet person who loves animals

They are also intelligent and wise
Cherylene is such a great human being
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Dirty Charlene

A sex act where the partners are going at it doggy-style until he is just about to come. He then pulls out and spits on her back so she thinks that he came. When she turns around, a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed; wondering how you managed it.
I gave her a Dirty Charlene last night. She was thankful for the experience.
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