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Championship Golfer

Any individual who competes in individual stroke or match play golf tournaments on the regular who is a single digit handicap who has/is verified by the USGA through a honest dedication to put every round into the handicap systems log without vanity. These individuals also play casual golf rounds from usually the most challenging golf tee on any given course.
Golf Club Members Guest:
—Is that who was hitting next to you on the range a good golfer?

Golf Club Member:
—He’s a championship golfer. Let’s go hit some putts before we tee off.
by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN April 2, 2022
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Championship Contest

A contest to determine the champion among a group of males who are either a: under the influence of some kind of drug, or b: in an alcohol induced state of competitiveness. The winner, as determined by the group watching the championship contest (who are obligated to judge impartially) wins the championship as determined by the contest.
After smoking marijuana in the Bun Shed, they decided Colin would jump down the snow covered hill first in the championship contest.
by Dr. Buns-a-lot July 16, 2008
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wifeing championships

1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.

2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.

The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.
Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!
by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio March 23, 2010
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Championship Trophy

When you are vigorously fucking a midget from the back and just before completion you lift her in the air as you would a trophy. While the "trophy" is in the air you will rain down your own natural "confetti", also known as leche in costa rica. Once the confetti has stopped raining down, the midget is passed to your friends/teammates to start the process again. After everyone has had a turn with the trophy, she will then be prominently displayed in a glass case to immortalize the blood sweat and tears that were neccessary to win the championship.
Teammate #1 - Last night we took Gina McShortlegs home and made her a championship trophy.

Teammate #2 - Where is she now?

Teammate #1 - Locked in my basement.
by Hombre de Leche January 9, 2014
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NFC Championship

The annual championship game where any team can turn up and beat the Green Bay Packers for the right to play in the Superbowl
Did the packers win the NFC Championship game?

No don't be stupid
by NA LBCM November 23, 2021
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Lewis Hamilton McLaren First championship tittle

At age 22 in the 2007 Australian Gran Prix in Albert Park driving for McLaren-Mercedes Lewis started his F1 carreer. In his debut season he scored many podiums and wins,most notably the Japanese Gran Prix where he came out the best in treacherous conditions.He almost won that years title but due to gearbox issues at the start of the race he lost out to Kimi Raikonnen by just 1 point. The next year,2008 was a completely different story. Lewis was there to win but one slight problem was that the Ferraris were faster,but he succeded becoming the youngest F1 world champion by one point to Massa. This time he won 5 times ironically to Massa's 6 but his consistency proved vital at the last round in Interlagos,Brazil. Massa winning that race by 13 seconds to second place Fernando Alonso. Hamilton that time had been overtaken by Sebastian Vettel and would lose the championship in the tiebreaker had it not been for Timo Glock gambling staying on the dry tires with the rain intensifying with the infamous phrase by Martin Brundle "is that glock? is that glock going slowly?" Timo Glock after the race was asked if McLaren had paid him but that was not the case. Glock had lost grip on his dry tires on the wet weather and the two drivers (sebastian vettel and lewis hamilton) had caught up with him on the last corner and with Glock missing tire grip Hamilton stormed to the line to claim his first world championship tittle.
Lewis Hamilton McLaren First championship tittle has very one of the most amazing stories of F1
by Sbinnala master November 22, 2021
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WWE Championship

by JoeLowski August 12, 2012
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