Chairman Lmao

The Eternal Spiritual Leader of the Great Cultural Rofflution.

Chairman Lmao is often ranked with Lol Pot as one of the great Laughist kicktators of our time.

by John Taxpayer, Esq. April 4, 2009

Event Chairman

A person who co-ordinates large scale functions. Key tasks include: purchasing colored wrist bands and organizing event buses.

All of my friends are on Bus 2 but it's full. Let's call Ashley, the Event Chairman, she'll know what to do!

by EDPathway October 7, 2013

chairdance

To sit in a chair (preferably an office chair, but any will do in a pinch) and rythmically wave your arms and legs to a beat.

Whenever a catchy tune plays while I'm at my computer, I'm tempted to chairdance.

by erics September 5, 2006

Chairman Mao's Revenge

Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, except with Chinese Food.

I went to Asia Cafe and got lots of cheap Teriyaki Chicken and egg rolls, but I got Chairman Mao's Revenge and I've been on the can since I wrote this definition.

by Keilman December 5, 2009

Chairman of the Bowl

Getting a Man Chair while taking a dump.

Oh man, I'm horny but I also have to take a dump. What ever should I do? Chairman of the Bowl!

by Tim0210 October 23, 2007

Chairman Lmao

Regarded as one of the most important figures in modern world history, Lmao is still a controversial figure today, over thirty years after his death. He is held in high regard in China where he is often portrayed as a great revolutionary and strategist who eventually defeated Chiang Kai-shek in the Chinese Civil War, and transformed the country into a major power through his policies. However, many of Lmao's socio-political programs such as the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution are blamed by critics from both within and outside China for causing severe damage to the culture, society, economy and foreign relations of China, as well as enormous and unnecessary loss of lives, a peacetime death toll in the tens of millions.

Although still officially venerated in China, his influence has been largely overshadowed by the political and economic reforms of Deng Xiaoping and other leaders since his death. Lmao is also recognized as a poet and calligrapher.

Allen: "Dude, Chairman Lmao was a pretty ballin' chairman."

Andrew: "I'll Lmao YOUR chairman."

Tess: "I'll chairman YOUR Lmao."

goldfingerdgreat: sup
smartassukrigga: chairman lmao just died
goldfingerdgreat: bummer dude
smartassukrigga: lol

by a-chaps January 12, 2008

Chairman Jao Bai Den

Joe Biden, the supreme leader of Chimerica

America is dead. The CCP is in charge now. Hail Chairman Jao Bai Den.

by Eushshtb March 28, 2021