Chairacist

A person (or persons) who talk shit about other people's chairs. Usually a sign of social ignorance or used as a diversionary tactic from "couch" companies trying to bring negative energy onto the competition.

Kyle: "Nice chair Brendo did you buy it at the flea market?"
Brendo: "Actually I got it at the leading office supply company, down the road"
Kyle: "Ive seen sturdier legs on a starving Ethiopian quadriplegic"
Brendo: "YOU DONT SAY THAT, YOU CHAIRACIST SON OF A GUN"

by GreyGooseAndHoes November 5, 2011

chairlance

Balancing act performed on chair

The chair was in chairlance because it was balanced.

by IngzominaDeficency April 14, 2021

Chipfaced

(adj) shitfaced, aloof, fuddle (v) the act of eating so may chips you literally have chips stuck to your face.

Ryan's a fucking dick, but he gets chipfaced errday with Stasi.

by hipponameddippo123 November 20, 2009

Chairforce

A derogatory term I came across while reading through YouTube comments. From the context I can grasp that it is used by soldiers who are involved in combat situations expressing their feelings toward military personnel that sit in an office.

wow pretty gay, chairforce always be frontin.

by Froobloops July 11, 2009

carface

Someone who has the face of a car, or has a car embedded in their face.

Man with car protruding from his face appears.
Badass MOFO: You're one big carface, carface.
Carface: Careface

by schnigglypoo January 15, 2006

Chakafaced

When a person who is alergic to alcohol drinks until their face swells up and turns bright red.

We did a retarded amount of shots last night. Everybody was Chakafaced.

by Grand Old Man of Airframes September 24, 2011

Chanfaced

A word to describe someone who is obnoxiously high after smoking pot. Distant cousin of shitfaced.

"They came into the movie theater all chanfaced, stinking like bud."

by McChanski March 3, 2009