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Chaink

(N) Somebody who's a complete dumbass that spews out nothing but utter bullshit from their mouth and believes that their shit will be taken to be correct or truthful by those who they tell.

(Adj) A creative way to call someone a little bitch, a jerk, someone who lacks self-awareness and an asshole.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear that guy? What the fuck was he talking about??"
Person 2: "Oh yea. He's a chaink.."
by gregbot123 February 11, 2020
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Chain dangling in my face

When you’re having sex and the guy is on top with his chain dangling in your face
Man I really wish I had a chain dangling in my face rn.
by Blckhammer69 February 16, 2020
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New chains , same shackles

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".
New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)
by Pseudonymuz July 4, 2020
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putting the pussy on the chain wax

1930’s, rural US. There was an explosion of infrastructure projects but a lack of workers willing to work in unpredictable weather. Townships impressed convicts onto work gangs, transported and/or forced to do the labor while attached by heavy iron chains. Because of the possibility of sudden, downpours throughout the year, the chains had to be treated with a carnauba extract that sealed the metal against rust and ensured some measure of movement for those tethered together.
This additional weight coupled with the nature of the work made this option unsuitable for some criminals. These men were seen as lesser— cowards or failures, not given the opportunity to leave prison grounds, required to stay in the building and apply the waxy film to the chains. Additionally, those who, during the course of the frequent violent confrontations with others, were injured sufficiently and could not work were also required to stay with the “pussywillows” (a reference to the frail flora which grew in areas serviced by these groups). The idiom developed as a badge of honor, for those who beat others into being removed from the chained gang of workers and stuck with lesser men, rubbing the wax on chains for use in future work assignments. Getting someone placed on the chain-waxing detail was a show of strength for the victor and a mark of inferiority for the loser of any fight, thus ‘putting the pussy on the chain-wax’ became a popular refrain among those bragging of any equivalent conquest
I thought I was about to get the beat down, but I ended up putting the pussy on the chain wax.

Fool beat me at croquet? Never! I put that pussy on the CHAIN WAX.
by rosends November 26, 2020
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Chain the Tires

fondling the male scrotum during intercourse
Verb: Chaining the Tires
Benny: I am feeling horney but there isn't enough time for us to fuck

Becca: No worries! I'll Chain the Tires.. you'll cum in no time!
by Gras Fam January 13, 2008
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tru chainz

Truth stemming from the deepest and most valuable aspects of one's self (their chainz). Often used as an interjection whenever someone says some deep shit.
Steve: Black Ops 2 was pretty good, but AC3 has got to be better with its amazing multiplayer.

Jeff: Tru chainz.
by swami123 April 8, 2013
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Kyle In Chains

Kyle In Chains, short K.I.C., is an M-rated Kyman (Kyle x Cartman, a popular fanon South Park ship) fanfiction that was written and published on FanFiction.Net by author DanniDinmont in 2008. It has 29 chapters containing 185k+ Words.
In this fanfic, protagonist Kyle Broflovski is a masochist, who is attracted to his frienemy Eric Cartman.

It is one of the most known fanfictions in the South Park fandom because of its absurd, partly disturbing and kinky plot, e.g. Cartman pretending to shove a goldfish up Kyles ass.

The opinions on Kyle In Chains are controversial.
A huge part of the fandom claims it to be child pornography, because the canon characters are about 10 years old. The aged up characters are about 16 years old, so the fanfiction sexualizes minors either way.

Another big part of the fandom semi-ironically stans Kyle in Chains, due to its popularity and the fact the fanfiction is actually written pretty good.

Some people just dislike the fanfiction because it is a Kyman fanfiction. These people most likely ship Style (Stan x Kyle).

South Park fans who have read K.I.C. often use the first sentence of the fanfiction “Change is a funny thing.” to refer to it.
After I pulled an all-nighter reading Kyle In Chains, I went to my local church to confess my sins.
by koreandaaa February 2, 2021
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