Cereal

1. Nickname for the single sexiest guy on the planet. esp. Special K.

Y: OMG! Cereal just looked at you again!!
M: sigh. I love cereal...

U: I had Special K this weekend!
M: EXCUSE ME??? WTF???
U: I MEANT THE CEREAL!
M: Do you mean THE cereal?? or MY cereal???
U: THE!
M: Oh... phew. you had me scared for a minute.
U: LMAO

by luvinmesumspecialK November 19, 2008

Cereal

The threatening voicemail from a legal representation scam which promises "the local cops", utilizing a poorly educated robot who not only doesn't know your name, but also none of the specifics on your "4 serious allegations", yet closes with a pleasant "thank you!"

My blocked numbers are clogged with cereal, just like my arteries

by NativityNinja August 24, 2018

Cereal

A pleasant and less crude way of mentioning sex. Often used by people that don’t want to publicly speak about sex and adult behaviour.

Susan had cereal last night, I couldn’t believe it. I wonder if she’ll have it in the morning as well.

by TheCurtainsWereFrigginBlue June 22, 2018

Cerealed

Past tense verb for when a guy tries and fails to get with a girl dressed as a cereal box

It’s been a while since Sam last Cerealed

by Nrhehdjsnej April 10, 2023

cereally

seriously; fo sho; def; "are you for serious?!"; "I know!"; can be said by anyone, including those who don't like cereal

"It feels like I haven't seen you in forever!"

"Cereally!"

by j.dirt February 11, 2009

cereal

A box of sugar with pretty pictures.

Cereal is where the gov'ment puts our brain candy.

by The World August 11, 2003

cereal

another form of the word serious

Dude, do you think she was cereal when she said she liked me?

by bimini_blue May 21, 2003