face cellulite

someone who has dimples on their cheeks

man, my face cellulite makes me hella cute!

by GlazeHer April 20, 2018

cellulite skirt

a mini skirt usually worn by a obese woman at a music festival showing off her cellulite infested thighs

yo bro don't look over there..

*looks* OMG! i think she has a case of cellulite skirt

by baddazoner February 26, 2011

Cellulite Blurbles

Those sickening marbley nodules of fat that appear prominently on the thighs of 200 pound cows (2 legged variety) that roam the beaches of summer.

All males that see Cellulite Blurbles are blind to overweight women for life.

by Colin F. Young November 5, 2004

Cellulit up

When a bitch walks by, and her ass end is so tore up and looks like cottage cheese that you immediately vomit.

"Damn, that bitch was cellulit up. Her ass looked like Craterface."

by Corn Causey August 5, 2008

cellulite city

(Adjective) a phrase that describes any female or groups of females who have an excessive amount of Cellulite (i.e. cottage cheese, orange peel appearance) all over their legs, thighs, and or stomach.

Mike's pool party was packed with a bunch of fat ugly skanks with TONS of cellulite and nasty tattoos. Talk about cellulite city!

by Rubylicious83 June 4, 2016

cellulite ocean

Someone who has so much cellulite that it jiggles and undulates like the ocean.

I was fucking your mom but before I came i drowned in her "cellulite ocean".

by Mombanger March 10, 2008