F1 Celebration

An 'F1 Celebration' is when one masturbates in front of one's respective missus, and then proceeds to insert one's finger into one's japs eye the moment prior to ejaculation. Once in the appropriate position one continues to masturbate and achieves a phenomenon that causes ejaculate to spray over one's missus.

This is so called an F1 Celebration because of the similar nature in which a winning racing driver sprays his colleagues and competitors with Champagne.

Joseph: I sprayed my missus like I won the Grand Prix Championship last night.
George: How did you achieve this?
Joseph: I used a technique called an 'F1 Celebration'
Mohammed: Yes, I have heard of such a technique before.
John: You must be highly skilled my friend.

by bLAKjakSaiLORjerry February 9, 2009

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celeboddity

An unpredictable celebrity. An odd-ball celeb that sticks out from other celebrities. They may be crazy, ill, abnormally eccentric, unreliable, have drastically been effected due to drug use, or just acting as if they were one of these things in a publicity stunt or hoax in an attempt to boost their career. When a normally apparently content adult celebrity suddenly radically changes their personality.

example: Joaquin Phoenix is a celeboddity because no one knows for sure what he will do next, he's either hoaxing or ill. Andy Kaufman could be considered a celeboddity as well as David Bowie.

by Razimus March 25, 2009

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Cele Fuel

Vodka or any alcohlolic drink put in a water-bottle to drink on the bench at hockey. Usually enhances performance and sick dangles so you can do an insane cele after. Also there is CC. Which is cele cronick. You smoke it out of an inhaler and it enhances you celebrations after a dirtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyygoalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its the cele fuel man no one can stop me out there.

Damn man i need some CC my celes out there are brutal.

by Doctor Dipske September 23, 2009

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Celebreleech

A individual usually totally bereft of actual talent or
fortune who habitually attempts to glom on to an

actual celebrity, hoping the fame or fortune will
rub off sufficiently to make them a "celebrity" also.
Some actually succeed, like reaching some sort of

critical mass, in becoming famous for being famous.

Having failed to extort pro footballer Shawn Merriman,
annoying celebreleech Tila Tequila has resurfaced

claiming to be the "fiancee" of heiress Casey Johnson.
(Not that she wants to stake a claim to any of the

Johnson fortune or anything...)

by Guitarist1234 January 8, 2010

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celebreligious

A celebriligious person fixates on the the lives of celebrities (or more commonly, celebutantes) and takes great interest in the most mundane aspects of their lives with an obsessed, religious-like fervor.

Celebriligious zealots are often spotted reading "Us Weekly" or "People Magazine" or watching E!.

Ex. 1:

Celebriligious person: "OMFG did you hear?!?! Spencer Pratt just <did something douchey and retarded and not remotely interesting>!!! How amazingly interesting!!"

Regular person: "I hate you."

Ex. 2:

Regular person: "What are you doing?"

Celebriligious person: "Just reading in the latest People Magazine about how Brangelina's going to adopt another dozen African babies -- how sweet! And just look at what Paris Hilton was wearing last Saturday!! I just love her!!"

Regular person: "I hate myself for talking to you."

Ex. 3:

Celebreligious person: "Oh no! I forgot to TiVo the new episode of "The Hills"!! I just might kill myself!!"

Regular person: "May I help?"

by Mister_BS January 26, 2010

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