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Celebratoreos

An impulsive decision consisted of the total annihilation of both an entire package of Oreos, preferably Family Size, as well as one’s dignity and self worth as a form of celebration. Usually accompanied by one’s friend, the more ridiculous the reason to celebrate, the better the experience.
Because of Oreos’ addictive nature, Celebratoreos appear to be a can’t-miss opportunity at blissful enjoyment. That is, until Oreos’ second-most dangerous quality takes full effect, causing sickness towards the product to grow to an unplanned, undesired, and very much unnerving state. Regret becomes tangible as reality seems to hit you like a punch in the face. However, its most dangerous quality will lure you back time and time again, like the Siren song, in what now you realize to be a surely inescapable death.
Pat: I only let up 5 goals playing hockey tonight. Celebratoreos?
James: Are you sure? Remember last time with Red Velvet?
Pat: That won’t happen again.
James: Ok, let’s do Mint.
by tmtas403 September 22, 2017
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Masturbation Celebration

An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.
We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.
by A shitty excuse for a name November 1, 2006
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goal celebration

A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:

*Player 1 scores a goal.

*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.

*Player 2 grabs him.

*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.

*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.

*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.

*All team mates orgasm with player 1.

*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
by Chullage February 3, 2009
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celebrislut

Any woman (or man) who become famous, or adds to their fame, by doing things that would gain the average person nothing but shame and ridicule.
The father of Anna Nichole Smith's kid could be one of four guys, Paris Hilton has a new porn video on the net, Britney Spears shaved her head on the way to rehab, What Celebrisluts!
by Enfomoco February 24, 2007
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celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.
After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.
by yes juanito yes November 2, 2014
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Diamondwood Celebration

"I had a Diamondwood celebration on Lisa's face last night."
by The swagenator April 18, 2008
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celebrian

Either:
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)
by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007
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