banjo in a casket

when you drop some timber and are so eager to show it to your special someone that you rip out the toilet and show them

" dude joe gave his tessa a banjo in a casket last nite" "I heard she liked it so much that they did it on the toilet"

by Turdfasay McGee April 30, 2009

casket sharp

to be extremely well dressed.

You know how when people are buried they are often put away in their sharpest suit. Ex. Two buddies are about to go to a formal affair and one shows up to pick up the other instead of saying "boy u kleen" you would say "nigga unis casket sharp"

by Monkeytown3 September 1, 2006

casket stuffer

A useless bag of skin and teeth who will never amount to anything. They're better off being 6 feet under where at least they wont be siphoning oxygen from productive members of society.

Man! That Jamal is gonna grow up to be a real casket stuffer. He's just like his father.

by Casket stuffer September 13, 2017

doublewide casket

An extremely obese gainer who just lays around eating and get effed until they die.

That Selah Rain is a doublewide casket that I would love to crawl into sometime.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Meat Casket

A derogatory term used to describe the rotten filthy vagina of a slutty bitch.

A disgusting piece of snatch.

A pussy that has been used-up and worn-out so badly, that any cock placed inside of it will surely perish.

"Hey Frog, what the fuck is that smell?"..."Well, I think stephanie passed out in the corner with her legs open, and the funk from her meat casket is wafting through the room."

"Hey Chris, you should go in the bedroom and get a piece of ass from Sherry. She is fucking everyone tonight!"..."Man, there is no way I am sticking my cock into that meat casket of hers."

by Mr. North March 27, 2009

Open Casket

The term for when you take a huge dump, preferably one log, throw the tissue in the trash for optimal visibility, and then put the toilet seat up and leave it for the next person to discover.

"I left a Open Casket at work." " I have the perfect dump for an open casket!"

by TenFold January 11, 2010

cackatonic

(Adjective). The word Cackatonic means to be "Extremely Homosexual."

Alex: Look at that kalb-kid over there, he looks gay.
Nick: Yeah... He's being very cackatonic.

by Nick Pickel & Alex Beaves March 29, 2007