not having permanent consequences
Calm down. It's not the end of the world. Your career choice is not carved in stone because you didn't make it when you were in third grade.
by Light Joker December 14, 2005
"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"
"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."
"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."
by Daniel Matthew March 03, 2008
when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.
by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019
1)the act of profusely having straight or gay anal intercourse usually resulting in some kind of bleeding of the rectum
2)raping of the anus enforced with a sharp object or shank; especially in prison
2)raping of the anus enforced with a sharp object or shank; especially in prison
Roger: Damn John I did some intense ass carving with that malaysian hooker last night!!!
John: You DO know that that hooker was a transvestite right?
Roger: Well, that would explain the penis...
John: You DO know that that hooker was a transvestite right?
Roger: Well, that would explain the penis...
by Patrick Moeller June 15, 2007
When you have a bowel movement that replicates the shape of a shark. ie. pinching it off to make a pointy end like a shark face swimming in your toilet bowl.
by Smyleegirl13 July 16, 2017
by vankman November 30, 2004
by skippy.du August 02, 2006