car-seat ninja

Children that are under 50 lbs and taking any type of martial arts class.

Damn, do you see all of those car-seat ninjas outside of the dojo yesterday evening?, Cosmo Kramer pwnd a bunch of car-seat ninjas.

by Byrd-Man April 12, 2009

Car seat

Putting a girls driver seat all the way down and back, while sitting naked under her, having sex while she drives

She crashed her car while we were on our way to a trampoline park because we were doing the car seat.

by CJK5 May 24, 2018

Carsealed

When you've been tortured for hours by someone talking nothing but pure shite that only they would find interesting

Jesus....my head is fried...I've just been carsealed for the last fucking hour

by Davey Plywood April 23, 2020

Catseat

Someone on discord :)

Catseat gifted me Discord Nitro

by catseat March 26, 2021

Car Seat Bitch

A Car Seat Bitch, is a girl with the body curves like the top half of a car seat, when you’re sitting in the back seat looking forward at it.

Guy: “Damn girl you a car seat bitch”
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”

Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist

Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap

by Bonkripper7666 April 11, 2021

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer by and for homosexual furries

Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: Have you listened to Weezer?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well it's basically that band but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer for homosexual furries

Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: It's like Weezer but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024