Carpartment

A car that someone more or less lives in.

I was gonna ask if James could pick me up in his carpartment, but I realized that he was too busy sleeping in it.

by Dan Sharfin December 20, 2005

car park poke

Car park poke is to park your vehicle in a car park of your choice, then to carry out sexual activities in your vehicle with your lover.

Andy: I'm bored of all this driving

Amii: Stop at this parking area ahead then..

Andy: Sweet! Fancy a quick "car park poke" then?

Amii: Hell yea!

by 2_b_phair March 4, 2014

Car Park Education

Verb: To fight in a car park

- Commonly outside of a place of work

I'm going to give Steve a car park education if he keeps rejecting my ideas.

by Parcels February 8, 2023

Car Park Kareoke

To receive oral pleasure in the back of a car, often parked in the cinema car park or near the nightclub where you met your catch (often likely to be a right slut, or camped up mincer).

"Where's Robinson?"
"Oh he's singing into kitten's microphone in the back of his landrover. Those two love their Car Park Kareoke "

by Winston Churchill and the sausage fest November 1, 2005

car park grinding

The art of dancing in the urban style which is an infusion of 80's breakdancing and early 90's body popping, this activity is carried out under the influence of hard drugs and lots of alcohol (lashings of Carling) in a random car park (this could be your local chippy, to your large multiple DIY store) in a random place. Most popular in the Burton on Trent Region of Staffordshire. Original concept by the one and only Craven Crew.

A large group of intoxicated young men dancing, grooving, and shaking there thing to the sound of loud music within the confinement of a local car park, sometimes half naked! this is Car Park Grinding!

by Craven Crew May 1, 2006

car park karaoke

Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob

We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008

car park money

In certain parts of Belfast if something costs 2 quid it might be referred to as 'Car Park Money'... Similar to the definition of 1 quid being a Yogi and the item you are paying for being also a Yogi

Worker: That's £1.60 please
Customer: Here is 2 quid
Worker: Ah, Car Park Money

by FactcheckGuy August 24, 2017