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toggle-bottomed carnation (TBC)

A sexual practice in which a live fruit bat, wrapped in various flowers, is inserted into the vagina of a woman. The bat is then fed live to the partner of the woman it was inserted in.
"Hey Larry, why do you have a fruit bat and flowers?"
"Oh Henry. Kara and I are going to try toggle-bottomed carnation (TBC) tonight."
by Ferdinand Torres June 6, 2016
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non-creation

The opposite of creation
A pain in the arse of creotards like Ken Ham
Evolution = Non-creation
by ThomasX February 13, 2014
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Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
by theaman97 November 25, 2013
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What in tarnation!?

An exclamatory phrase often utilized by those originating in the Southern United States, often having equivalence to "What the heck?"
by McDaddy's Big Patties May 11, 2018
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eternal darnation

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "eternal damnation", which means you'll go to Hell and be poked at with hot pitchforks wielded by Satan and his minions for ever and ever.
I didn't worship Gosh, so now I'm going to go to Heck and receive eternal darnation!
by Telephony July 13, 2014
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Carbonation Heart

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.
Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!
by IcePhreak October 22, 2014
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creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.
person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009
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