Carl Jr's

Bruh it's still Carl's Jr, not Carl Jr's, yet no one knows why.

Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.

by meljogo February 21, 2021

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Dos Caras Jr.

Dos Caras Jr. Alberto Rodríguez (born May 25, 1977) is a Mexican professional wrestler, former mixed martial artist and luchador enmascarado who is currently working for WWE on its Smackdown brand under the ring name Alberto Del Rio. In 2006 Pro Wrestling Illustrated ranked Alberto Del Rio #45 of the 500 best singles wrestlers of the PWI 5001. On January 30, 2011, Del Rio won the 2010 Royal Rumble by last eliminating Santino

Dos Caras Jr.
Ring name(s) Alberto Banderas
Alberto Del Rio
Dorado
Dos
Dos Caras

El Dorado
El Hijo de Dos Caras
Billed height 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)
Billed weight 240 lb (110 kg)
Born May 25, 1977 (age 33)
San Luis Potosí, Mexico
Billed from San Luis Potosí, Mexico
Trained by Leonel Kolesni
Juan Fernández
Dos Caras
Marco Ruas (MMA)
Debut September 16, 2000

by grindurmind March 24, 2011

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Carl's Jr.

Popular watering hole for young Ahwatukee dwellers. When they are out of Beer.

Hey dude let's go waste the night sitting at Carl's Jr.

by Clint W March 30, 2005

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Carl’s Jr.

Incepted in the fall of 2017, a Carl’s Jr. is a uncomfortable sexual act involving two individuals, two lubeless hands and a lot of effort. The receiver of the Carl, must bend over, cheeks spread while the giver, hands in prayer form, aggressively and quickly jams them into the rectum of the receiver. Usually, this is a one time event but there have been three recorded accounts of a Multi-Carl which includes extraction and reinsertion multiple times.

If someone is feeling particularly limber, the receiver may try to execute a Two Armed Carl or as it has been know in some circles, a Carl Sr.. The move incorporates both the hands and arms. Not recommended for midgets or people with a bad back.

This line for the Beck concert is taking forever! To kill time, let’s go to that alley over there and I’ll give you a Carl’s Jr.

by joe the juice November 10, 2017

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Carl's Jr

a potent laxative which may be extremely addictive.

him: Dude, how was that Six Dollar Burger?
me: Dude, i think its kicking in.
him: Oh shit, furrealz?
me: Yeah, hold on i gotta go to the bathroom.
(20 minutes later)
me: Dude all that shitting made me hungry. Let's go to Carl's JR.

by Darnigga July 17, 2009

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