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Carmelo

Hey who took my nutella ? Carmelo?
by Tsertre May 30, 2020
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Carmelo Anthony

Carmelo Anthony is a 34 year-old trash can. Makes close to 30 Million for doing absolutely nothing. He thinks that he is the shit even though it's been 7 years since he was cool. He refused to play on the bench and is the biggest ball hog in the world. Houston Rockets fans think Russell Westbrook is to blame for Melo sucking, but everyone will be clowning them by December.
Houston Rockets Fans: No way Carmelo Anthony is on our team he's going to score 20 for us it's all Westbrook's fault!

Everyone Else: Carmelo Sucks

December...

Houston Rockets Fans: Why did we sign Melo he's so garbage.

Everyone Else: Dumbasses.
by xX__bob_saget__Xx July 23, 2018
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Calmelope

damn that Calmelope eating grass over there looks peaceful.
by poofyhead March 15, 2010
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caramelo

one of the fucking funniest people i’ve ever met and the biggest albedo simp i’ve ever met
“hi caramelo what’s up
“albedoalbedoalbedoalbedo”
“ok!”
by komaeda fan August 10, 2021
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Carmelo Anthony

American basketball player for the NBA's New York Knicks. Born May 29, 1984 in Brooklyn, NY. Widely considered by anyone who isn't a complete retard to be the most overrated athlete in the history of ANY sport. Ever. Fool's gold. Plays defense like France did in WW2. Scores 25ppg, yet is directly responsible for other team scoring 50ppg. Only player in league history who can lead league in scoring yet make his team significantly worse. Is to NBA as Donald Trump is to the business world. Lazy, slovenly, self-serving; the perfect Knick. Would need to average 20 assists per game and give entire salary to homeless for next 10 years to be elevated to the status of merely selfish.
Billy: "Man, I gave Shaniqua $5 to buy a scratch off and she won $5000. Not only did she not give me any, she didn't even pay me back my $5!"

Johnny: "Dude, she really Carmelo Anthony'd you on that deal."
by jokeinthebox May 16, 2011
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Carmelo

I miss you so much, I am sorry for letting you go, you are an incredible person and you are and will forever be the love of my life jjj<3
carmelo, i really love you.
by anonimus444 November 22, 2021
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Carmelo

Carmelo: usually a skinny white bitch Christian boy who prides himself on sitting in the back row and calling out the answers.
"Shut up Carmelo, I'm sick of you calling out you skinny white bitch Christian boy!!"
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