Carl's Funeral

A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.

"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."

by TFE February 20, 2007

Hot Carl's Jr.

A failed attempt at the Hot Carl by someone with Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS).

Dennis tried to give John a Hot Carl but his IBS was acting up. It just ended up being a wet, brown sock with some corn kernels and peanut fragments in it. You know what they say, a Hot Carl's Jr., "it gets all over your face".

by Beaver1993 April 19, 2010

Carl's Jr. Taquito

When a girl you are going to fuck shoves Carl's Jr. Taquitos in her vagina two days prior to the fucking (penetration) and when you pull out you have tasty pieces of taquitos on your penis for her to suck off via oral sex

"Bro I told Karina to do a Carl's Jr. Taquito and when I pulled out she sucked the life out of my dick and said it tasted good, after I ate her pussyout and it tasted so good!"
"Wow man that sounds like a great Carl's Jr. Taquito"

by Charles and Ben December 9, 2016

Carl's Jr.

Hands down the best restaurant or any place to aquire food for that matter in the whole world.

"I'm Hungry, I'm going to go eat at Carl's Jr."

by Zach September 12, 2004

carl's junior

my second favorite fast food joint. where all us G's kicked it in mira mesa. push those AC bitches out our joint

carl's junior is otherwise knows as hardee's. both are very expensive.

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK April 30, 2005

Carli's Ass

Perfect sized; very well shaped; known for guys to look at most out of her body!!!

"OMG!!! Look at Carli's ass!" Jansen said.
"Why are you always looking at her ass?" Joe asked.
"It's hot!!!" Jansen smirked.

by Crazzzzz!!!!! May 10, 2016

carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017