Grandma Caprio

Artie Lang's now deceased grandmother. Often imitated by Howard Stern on his show.

Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...

by TommyBizzle July 6, 2008

Caprivid

A short and punchy music video using a segment of a song. Mini music videos made with limited time and resource.

Why is that banging music video shorter?

It’s not a music video it’s a Caprivid

by Scorpiosznn April 4, 2022

Carisse

Carisse is amazing,beautiful most trustworthy person you can meet very fun and smart

She knows how to party and have a good time

You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse

She’s an absolute goddess

She gives the best advice

You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend

Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place

Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends

A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin

Omg look it’s Carisse I wish I could be her!

by wendyisnicedarling34 June 9, 2018

capricorn

Energetic, patient, responsible, hardworking, and trustworthy. Capricorns are someone you want as a friend and a romantic partner! Their kind, and sympathetic nature, make them great friends. Capricorns will be glad to help out, and they expect nothing in return for their good deeds! Capricorns are passionate partners, and like to take control in romance, so they don't feel vulnerable to the other person. Capricorns are hardworking and like to plan, so that they get everything just right. But Capricorns don't trust others to finish details off their work, so they tend to work by themselves. A Capricorns weakness consists pf greed, possessiveness, and being unimaginative. Its hard to connect to them emotionally, because they will form very strong and emotional bonds with anyone they let in. Capricorns are self disciplined and can be stubborn. Pessimism and depression can creep in if the succumb to mood swings, so its important to be careful with them. And they take things seriously and sometimes literally, so choose your word choices carefully as well.

"She is as energetic as a Capricorn!"
"He almost as patient as a Capricorn!

by TigerGirl4353 November 12, 2015

big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

a big ass nigga usually on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun!

YO LOOK THERES A BIG ASS NIGGA ON A SCOOTER DRINKING CAPRISUN!

by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking January 29, 2021

Capricorn

A devil but also an angel. They are so evil that the devil wont even mess with them, but as sweet as a cupcake.

Don’t worry if she’s a little bit mean she’s a capricorn

by Nomitriquency July 22, 2019

caprist

a dumbass who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself! If he says he likes you he will ask you out and don't even think about saying anything because if you say yes you will get cheated on, and if you say no then he will tell the whole world you are dating.

girl I heard he cheated on you with Brianna, don't worry she a bitch and he is a caprist.

by beauty_humangirl13 November 26, 2016