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Capri Sun

A sexual manuever coined by comedian Ben Hague at a college orientation in 2013.

Like the difficulty of pushing the straw in the hole provided in Capri Sun juice pouches, guys sometimes have difficulty finding the correct hole when having sex with a girl. In this situation like with a difficult Capri Sun, guys give up and just shove it in the back.
On prom night I couldn't find where to put it in so I Capri Sunned it and shoved it in the back!
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capri-sun

What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field on a stretcher for a hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.
capri-sun is the official sponsor drink for pansies around the world.
by Walter Johnston August 2, 2006
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Capri-Son

The act of deliberately flipping a boy upside down and forcibly lancing him in his bottom.
I OFTEN FIND MYSELF NEEDING MORE THAN ONE Capri-son to be satisfied.
by Ranchgirls May 22, 2022
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Capri-Sunning

The act of putting a custom "KRAZY Straw" into someones anus in order to suck out the contents. (Krazy Straws are custom plastic straw with a persons' name. Preferably the person having their ass capri-sunned).
"Cheyenne will never go near that ass, but get her drunk enough and she might be down for a capri-sunning"
by FunnyBunny98701 March 24, 2019
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capri sun

a delicious childrens drink that come in a variety of flavours
Lucy: hey, do you wanna go get a capri sun?
Nadine: yeah, sure, orange is my favourite!
by JohnRead1234567890 August 12, 2012
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capri salt

A hot sexy mama and everyone wants to fuck her
Mhm my names daddy camileri and i wanna capri salt aala in the closet
by pu33yde5tr0ya October 27, 2019
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Capri-Sun

Capri-Sun (ing) - The result of air pressure build up in the anal passage resulting in discharge, like when you blow air into the straw of a Capri-Sun.
"She offered anal but I'm worried I might Capri-Sun myself"
by BlackMantis September 13, 2014
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