One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!
Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
by Walker and French January 8, 2008
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Tyler: I AM SO PUMPED FOR SCHOOL TO BE OUT, I AM SO READY FOR THE SUMMER! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR THREE MONTHS?
Rick: Woah, take it easy capsmaster. You really don't need to use caps lock all the time.
Rick: Woah, take it easy capsmaster. You really don't need to use caps lock all the time.
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cremasteria (n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles;
2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)
cremasterical (adj): of, relating to, or marked by, cremasteria
2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)
cremasterical (adj): of, relating to, or marked by, cremasteria
Attorney General Sessions seemed to be suffering a case of cremasteria under questioning by Senator Harris
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While Senator Kamala Harris was accused of displaying hysteria in her attempts to get AG Jeff Sessions to give a straight answer, it was clear from his demeanor that he was in the throes of cremasteria.
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