Canada's history

A sex act involving moose antlers and maple syrup, usually involving deep anal penetration.

Bill, did you hear about the pictures of Sidney's canada's history?

by omfgcaps February 4, 2010

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One part two girls, one cup
One part donkey punch
One part dirty sanchez
One part tossed salad
A soupcon of cleveland steamer
And a pair of rimless glasses

John Edwards's sex tape is so Canada's history they're showing it at Epcot.

by colbertnationalist February 4, 2010

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a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant

paul: hey mike, how it go last night?

mike: o man we did canada's history!!

paul: really?!

mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history

by tayson 88 February 5, 2010

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Something so void of actual events that it tricks new history majors into thinking Canada is a new country.

"I'm supposed to write a paper about Canada's history"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"

by Uhly February 4, 2010

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An absolutely disgusting sexual act. A combination of a dirty sanchez, a bukkake, a rusty trombone, a Cleveland steamer, while watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Dude, I so totally imparted Canada's history on your Mom last night!

by Dr. S. T. Colbert DFA February 6, 2010

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