Canada's history

Octuple anal penetration performed by horses on a human female.

I have never seen anything like Canada's History.

by wordman12 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant

paul: hey mike, how it go last night?

mike: o man we did canada's history!!

paul: really?!

mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history

by tayson 88 February 5, 2010

Canada's history

A sex act involving moose antlers and maple syrup, usually involving deep anal penetration.

Bill, did you hear about the pictures of Sidney's canada's history?

by omfgcaps February 4, 2010

Canada's history

Something so void of actual events that it tricks new history majors into thinking Canada is a new country.

"I'm supposed to write a paper about Canada's history"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"

by Uhly February 4, 2010

Canada's history

An absolutely disgusting sexual act. A combination of a dirty sanchez, a bukkake, a rusty trombone, a Cleveland steamer, while watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Dude, I so totally imparted Canada's history on your Mom last night!

by Dr. S. T. Colbert DFA February 6, 2010

Canada's history

Extremely kinky sex, involving saran wrap, a hot glue gun, and a chicken. A term made popular by satirical news show host Stephen Colbert.

Met a chick at a bar the other day and she said let's go back to my place and find out about 'canada's history' and I felt my pits begin to sweat.

by TaakaTaaka February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A pussy country stuck on maple syrup and making good beer.

Canada's history is so spussy like

by jasonn18 February 4, 2010