calminity

The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.

Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washed over her.

by Lea Swift January 25, 2018

Calinizing

The fraudulent practice of injecting events into web-based calendars purporting to be from reputable sources in order to induce victims to infect their computers with malware.

Calinizing is a much better term than calishing.

by calishing August 27, 2019

calinightmaregirl

A sexy nightmare goddess who steals the souls of men during their sleep. She is picky however, because she will only steal the souls of alpha males for her collection. She collects these souls in hopes of generating enough energy to escape from the nightmare world and return to the dream world, where she was originally born.

Hey bro, I had a nightmare and I saw calinightmaregirl!!! I begged for her to take my soul, but she refused and said that she has no use for the souls of incels and disappeared =(

by fuckahandle October 15, 2020

Calvining

The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all

"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"

by Calvin supports man city October 24, 2020

Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

Calvinigration

Traveling afar to gain great experiences and profound insights but having to move in with 3 roomates (by Emilie)

I did calvinigration and now I have to move to another apartment

by Nederlands07 July 17, 2024

Black Coffee Calvinist

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.

That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023