less claypool

Singer and lead bass for the band primus. And the only one qualified to play a bass with more than 5 strings, or a whammy bar.

less claypool is the man

by jack f July 1, 2008

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.

"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."

by Lindzko December 13, 2004

Calypso

Drop dead gorgeous with a huge ass and wild heart. Looks mean but is actually a sweet heart. Always the center of attention, a Calypso is easy to love, every guy wants her & every girl wants to be her. Never quick to judge and knows how to have a good time. Doesn't settle easily. Has the looks of a goddess. One in a million type of girl .

Jake: "dude that girl is smokin hot, watch me get her number"

Brad: "Oh that's Calypso, keep dreaming bro, everyone wants her!"

Jake: "true *sigh*"

by Looooooooooooove June 24, 2016

Claypocalypse

When someone creates a clay sculpture that is not hollowed out, it will explode massively in the kiln. This causes mass destruction to the rest of the sculptures in the kiln, often leaving few to no survivors.

Chase's sculpture blew up in the kiln, knocking down the shelf that held most of the other projects...The Claypocalypse has begun...

by Ultimate Fist Pump February 9, 2010

doing the calypso

Getting really high.
Getting so high that you refer to yourself as a sea goddess.

Raheem: Your face is five different colors right now.
Meredith: Damn, boy, have you been doing the calypso?

Raheem: I am Calypso, goddess of the sea. Let me read your palm, then you can give me some magic herb.

by weeeeeeeeeeeed January 15, 2009

Carnival Calypso

This is where you will be at a Carnival/Festival and you see a really attractive lady and you defecate in her mouth in public and then you receive a fellatio with her shit stained teeth.

I was sitting on the grass at a Festival and saw people were actually doing the Carnival Calypso

by Craig4who August 26, 2009

chase claypool

The act of celebrating too hard before you finish the task at hand.

The Golden State Warriors pulled a Chase Claypool when they were up 3-1 in the 2016 NBA Finals

by EW! January 3, 2022