elanour calder

A beard covering up for One Direction band members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Is told to date Louis Tomlinson so fans "Directioners" are tricked in to thinking that Louis and Harry are not homosexual. Managment won't stop at anything to keep Louis and Harry separated from eachother.

Interviewer:Louis is it true that you have a girlfriends ,correct?
Louis: yes her name is Elanour Calder were very happy together (Harry and Louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that Louis and Elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)

by _Larry_1992 December 2, 2013

Eleanor Calder

Louis Tomlinson’s Ex-beard. It was time for all to live and let live.

Did you hear Louis and Eleanor Calder split up? She’s was his Beard anyway… now Ex-beard.

by LTHS28_2022 February 23, 2022

eleanor calder

Louis Tominson's "gf".
She is a beard cuz louis is GAY
She has two beautiful dogs, Clifford and Bruce.
She is also an influencer.

person 1: hey do u like eleanor calder
person 2: LARRY 4EVER

by cheeeeeeeeeseeeee November 21, 2021

Eleanor Calder and Louis Tomlinson

They unfortunately broke up around 2020 or 2021. They are no longer together </3, which is absolutely, obviously heartbreaking obviously. It just did not seem to work out. I'm obviously heartbroken obviously. Genuinely, maybe it is better this way and maybe or not

Eleanor Calder and Louis Tomlinson broke up.
Nice.

by Ziammie January 25, 2021

east calder

an amazing little village, where the cool kids come from!

look at him he's so cool, he must be from east calder!

by topman103 September 29, 2009

Pagan Calder

She's absolutely gorgeous! She's got such incredible eyes, placed upon the cutest face, on top of a body that's to die for! She's sweet and innocent, She's wise and witty, She's creative and stylish! She is almost perfect!
She's the girl we all want, but maybe she's too cool for all of us...

And she also likes drugs...

Pagan Calder is a Goddess!

by Saint Cig May 31, 2017

pagan calder

A narcissistic manipulative, good looking hippy who's fun to be around. Generally sweet person, and all the bad shit happens to her.

Dude 1: Did you see that pagan calder chick?
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.

by theonewholifts February 14, 2015