Café Aesthete

A group of crackhead from Wattpad. They worship the goddess Jiji.

Alternatively titled: Jinsung's Harem.

Random: Those Café Aesthete bitches are taking all the slots in discovery.

by ppsithurisms January 4, 2020

Cafe au Lait

In french, Cafe au Lait means, literally, coffee with milk. In the common American slang, the term refers to a person of mixed Black and White heritage.

Ahh, Janet, I see you're pregnant by Tyrone. A little cafe au lait on the way, n'est-ce pas?

by The Real Jack Jones February 8, 2007

Cafe Metropolis

Only the greatest show venue on the East Coast!! Mostly known for its ska shows Cafe Metropolis is a very small narrow venue that fits about 300, 400 tops!! All the cool rude boys/ girls go to the Metro!! Its in a back ass alley way in Wilkes-Barre but still is pretty freakin sweet!!! The stage also feels like a trampoline!!

Bob : Yo did you hear Big D and the Kids Table is coming back to Cafe Metropolis!!

Zidane : Heckz yeah who they playing with?

Bob: Bob and the Sagets and Slightly Askew!!

Zidane: Sweet.

by Joey Fucking D! December 14, 2005

Café Racer

Any sports-oriented motorcycle modified with the intent of reducing weigh and increasing performance and improving handling. The term originally emerged in 1960s Britain to define the stripped and modified motorcycles ridden by the counter-culture 'Rockers', who would ride these 'café racers' along predetermined routes at high speed against the clock. Legend has it that a song would be played on the café jukebox, and the rider would have to complete the route and return before the end of the song. Many did not return at all. Original cafe racers of the Rocker era were largely based on Triumphs, BSAs, Velocettes, Nortons, Vincents, Moto-Guzzis and Ducatis - or amalgamations of multiple bikes, like Tritons and Norvins.

A café racer can also be a true-grit sport bike rider who rides hard and fast on the street. As defined by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson:
"A thoroughbred Cafe Racer will ride all night through a fog storm in freeway traffic to put himself into what somebody told him was the ugliest and tightest decreasing-radius turn since Genghis Khan invented the corkscrew.

Cafe Racing is mainly a matter of taste. It is an atavistic mentality, a peculiar mix of low style, high speed, pure dumbness, and overweening commitment to the Cafe Life and all its dangerous pleasures... I am a Cafe Racer myself, on some days - and it is one of my finest addictions." (Excerpt from "Song of the Sausage Creature")

"I put some lumpy cams and clip ons on my Norton this week. It's a proper café racer now."

"He'd ride that bike ton-up all day through the canyons. He's a real café racer."

by BikerJC April 17, 2006

cafe revive

probably the best place to be EVER. if you haven't been before then you are needing your head looked at.

"where shall we venture today brogz?"
"ahh, cafe revive ambz" ;)

by gaeboi March 2, 2008

cafe rat

someone who loiters at a cafe, similar to a mallrat

Jeremy does nothing all day but hang out at Starbucks. He's such a cafe rat.

by Artoudeetou March 29, 2009

Café Crawler

A motorcycle which has been modified to appear similar to a café racer, although shares few if any qualities of a legitimate café racer. This motorcycle will typically have lower handle bars, missing air box, and aftermarket muffler however will handle worse and have less power than if it were left stock.

That café crawler will only reach the ton if it goes off a cliff.

Your bike is not a café racer, it is a café crawler and you are in denial.

by MotoSurgeon October 6, 2011