Your momma is soooo fat she cut her leg and gravy came out!
Your momma has got a padlock on her pussy and everyones got the key to it except your dad.
Your dads like father christms he only visits once year and always brings a "ho ho ho".
Your house is so dirty your hoover needs mud guards!
Your momma has got a padlock on her pussy and everyones got the key to it except your dad.
Your dads like father christms he only visits once year and always brings a "ho ho ho".
Your house is so dirty your hoover needs mud guards!
by cerebral March 15, 2003
Get the cussmug. if your to afraid of offending someone by curseing so you substitute it with a pharse use ing the word cuss and the word it
by D-Wreck May 13, 2005
Get the cuss-itmug. A word used to replace an actual cuss word. uually kids use it whe nthey do not want tomake an adult cantankerous.
Child: Oh Cuss! I cut my finger grading cheese!
Mom: What did you just say?!
Child: I said Cuss mom.
Mom: Oh good child.
Mom: What did you just say?!
Child: I said Cuss mom.
Mom: Oh good child.
by jadeeightnine. May 26, 2009
Get the Cussmug. by crissy3821782965873246 April 12, 2006
Get the cussmug. by BubbleMybooty April 15, 2018
Get the Cussmug. Wut da fuck iz ur problem, bitch?! Ur such a motha fukkin ho! I can't believe u told him, shit, I swear i'm gonna fukkin kill u!!! U FUKKIN SHITSTAINED-CUMBUCKET!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!
by Missy November 1, 2004
Get the cussmug. 