When your given name is Mitchel Tassone, and you somehow happen to hit a car full of children, and additionally cause that car full of kids to crash into a house. This can also be further regarded as the Findon Incident, 88 Critenden road 20/09/23.
Goddamnit, I somehow managed to hit a car full of kids and made them crash into a house causing thousands in damage, I'm a criminal! Wow, this is a real Mitchel Tassone moment (Seek futher of Mitchel Tassone)
by Yutomon September 20, 2023

The Judge to the crowd
"He has committed a crime of criminalism, punishable by 7 months imprisonment"
"He has committed a crime of criminalism, punishable by 7 months imprisonment"
by Pull the Lever, Kronk! October 23, 2018

by KYJC January 03, 2009

Last night we all snuck into the football stadium and had some fun with the PA system. Classic crimin' at its best.
by Bungalow Bill July 26, 2002

A homosexual in extreme denial, since anyone who goes to jail will definitely get raped by members of the same sex.
Incarceration and capital punishment being inadequate deterrents for persons to commit crime, the thrill of being raped is the only motive.
Incarceration and capital punishment being inadequate deterrents for persons to commit crime, the thrill of being raped is the only motive.
"Hey man, I'm a businessman, I sell dope, I sell coke, I sell phet, I sell ket. I make my money the way the streets demand."
"No, you're a criminal, and we're going to fuck you until your asshole looks like a whale's blowhole."
"No, you're a criminal, and we're going to fuck you until your asshole looks like a whale's blowhole."
by Mr. Cardboard November 06, 2011

A hack, of various forms including political, used against a person who's rich or abundant in money.
"Our government is run by criminals."
by Dave January 14, 2004

by DADDY February 21, 2005
