Thomas Crewe-Read

Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.

Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”

Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”

by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023

Creedo

A creepy weird person who harasses women online

Rich is such a creedo,he's always harassing women on social networks it's so creepy and weird

by CrunchyCrew February 11, 2022

Creefie

A photo which depicts persons photographing themselves. The subject of the photo is unaware they have been captured photographing themselves.

"That creefie of David Beckham and his kids just doesn't feel right."

"This magazine has absolutely no substance it's just one creefie after another."

by Sputafuoco September 15, 2014

Tampon Chewer

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy

Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.

by VIGOROUS JONESY August 26, 2013

up shit creek

To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.

I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.

by Cranberry Bob January 12, 2020

Creed-Bomb

This is an act named after the band Creed, but can utilize other bands as well. Creed-Bombing involves loading up a jukebox queue or playlist with as many songs by Creed, Nickelback, Hinder, Daughtry, Hoobastank, and other similar rock bands as possible.

We arrived at Kilroys and immediately Creed-Bombed the place with a little "My Sacrifice" and "With Arms Wide Open."

by TMort July 31, 2012

creek kin

When your related through marriage

Dude I can hit that we just creek kin not blood kin!

by ashane May 22, 2016