The paradoxical concept that most hipsters now find themselves in - the fact that to be a hipster is to oppose all things mainstream, but now being hipster is mainstream.
by captain capable November 14, 2012
Get the hipster conundrummug. When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.
Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!
Steve: Which one would you sleep with?
Dave: All of them.
Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.
Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)
Steve: Which one would you sleep with?
Dave: All of them.
Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.
Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)
by Bagseven May 20, 2010
Get the Coitus Conundrummug. The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.
Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
by boatbutter March 27, 2008
Get the Maestro's Conundrummug. by Braschmeister October 8, 2008
Get the Kipper Conundrummug. When it is hard to dislike a well known and generally revered actor or artist when they are exposed for sexual assault.
“Did you hear that Kevin Spacey was just accused of sexual assault.?”
“Aww but I liked Kevin Spacey, wait doesn’t he have his own charity?”
“Well I guess he rapes but he saves, it’s the Cosby Conundrum all over again.”
“Aww but I liked Kevin Spacey, wait doesn’t he have his own charity?”
“Well I guess he rapes but he saves, it’s the Cosby Conundrum all over again.”
by Yah Boi 89 November 3, 2017
Get the cosby conundrummug. The rule of thumb regarding the amount of exclamation marks that are accepted by society. You are permitted to use one, three, five, seven or more exclamation marks.
by Shadestag October 18, 2013
Get the exclamation conundrummug. by Wildwood Days October 8, 2008
Get the Kipper Conundrummug.