Coworker Crossfire

When, in a group discourse with a boss, the boss switches subjects and speaks to a single member of the group about which you (and/or the others) have no understanding. Consequently, unwilling to awkwardly leave, one must bear being caught in the crossfire of the two conversing thereby becoming conversational deadweight.

Eric: "So coworker 1 and I have wrapped up the webpage summary"
Boss: Good
Boss (To coworker 1):Did you get that report on the budget for next quarter?
Coworker 1: Yeh but I had a problem with ...
(Eric, having no purpose in the conversation, stands silent in front of the bosses desk)

Later on: "Dude, I just had to bear 10 minutes of Coworker Crossfire in the bosses office"

by AuzzyAus July 22, 2009

Annoying Coworker

The person in every office who thinks that the most obscure, uninteresting personal details of their sad, sad, lives is of the utmost of importance to all those who work within walking distance of their office. Often interested in Macintosh, Kiss collectibles, and Perms.

"Oh man, Peter really wouldn't shut up this morning about those fractals...."

by Binary Jay August 13, 2004

Insufferable Attention Coworker

The coworker in the office next to you that constantly feels the need to "one up" you with all types of vain and material possessions. He/She is attempting to fill the void in his/her life and simply cannot even mask the desperate attempt for attention

Insufferable Attention Coworker- "How was your Christmas? Torie bought me a $600 Northface jacket; this is my fourth"

Insufferable Attention Coworker-"Have you seen my new diamond ring? I just got it from my Husband. It's like yours but bigger."

by GMONEY33 January 7, 2010

coworkership

The relationship between coworkers.

I'm in a really healthy coworkership with Samiyah.

by wordslut2317 November 17, 2017

your coworker Bob

The person Urban Dictionary always wants you to buy stuff for.

Urban Dictionary: hEy, bUy A mUg FoR yOuR cOwOrKeR bOb
Me: no u

by mrkia August 6, 2020

Cowoker

Someone you associate with who is also woke as you are.

my cowoker and I were discussing race relations and the poor response from the government in light of current events.

by Duff55 June 23, 2021

Coworkmenship

A friendship between coworkers

This coworkmenship is on the rocks.

by Gladhandle12 February 5, 2019