When you are out at night with a coworker of the opposite sex & end up driving them home & somehow magically wake up in their bed the next morning.
Dan ended his night last night by driving a coworker home. He drove Sarah home from the bar last night. I went to pick up Dan this morning to play golf & he wasn't at his apt. Instead, he was at Sarah's from the night before and she was making him pancakes.
by Jeramiah Johnson September 14, 2010
The coworker in the office next to you that constantly feels the need to "one up" you with all types of vain and material possessions. He/She is attempting to fill the void in his/her life and simply cannot even mask the desperate attempt for attention
Insufferable Attention Coworker- "How was your Christmas? Torie bought me a $600 Northface jacket; this is my fourth"
Insufferable Attention Coworker-"Have you seen my new diamond ring? I just got it from my Husband. It's like yours but bigger."
Insufferable Attention Coworker-"Have you seen my new diamond ring? I just got it from my Husband. It's like yours but bigger."
by GMONEY33 January 07, 2010
by mrkia August 06, 2020
The specific sub genre of metal music (usually metalcore) an acquaintance such as a coworker will show to a metalhead in an attempt to try and relate to them.
Sleep Token, Ghost, Bad Omens, Falling In Reverse, and Ice Nine Kills are all examples of Coworker Metalcore
by The Beef Chief June 17, 2024
by StickIt October 19, 2019
Coworker music refers to mainstream, widely popular music that is inoffensive, commercial, and considered overplayed. It’s an evolution of the term NPC music, describing tracks that are generic and safe. This type of music is common in workplace settings because it avoids strong reactions, fitting into a background role where it's heard but not deeply appreciated. Despite its simplicity, coworker music often serves as a tool for connection among coworkers who may not share deeper interests, reflecting the surface-level interactions typical in many work environments.
As soon as I walked into the office, I knew it was going to be a long day—the same coworker music was playing on repeat, with Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons setting the tone for another uneventful afternoon.
by P.Drizzy August 17, 2024
Believing your coworker is attractive simply because you spend hours with them in close quarters and don’t know them personally enough to dislike them.
by Ilyzz_ May 16, 2025